Have you seen the online ads for ChristianMingle.com? They feature the slogan: Find God's Match For You (tm)
Imagine how this works...
There must be a program library that includes an function that returns the will of God (via a tcp connection, no doubt).
Or perhaps there is a random number generator that fate causes to provide just the right helpmate - kinda like closing your eyes, opening a random page of the bible and jabbing the page with your finger. Oh come on, you know people who do this!
Or, a skipping every 7th letter in the original Greek text (no Hebrew, we're Christians!) reveals the name of your "soul"-mate.
It boggles the mind