A United Methodist minister is in the middle of his sermon when one of his parishioners keels over. The paramedics arrive and carry out 50 people before they find the dead man.
"We have shed our blood in the glorious cause in which we are engaged; we are ready to shed the last drop in its defense. Nothing is above our courage, except only (with shame I speak it) the courage to TAX ourselves." --James Madison, 1782