If I see one more photo of someone's breakfast/lunch/dinner/tea/supper/snack on their blog I will personally launch a cyber-attack on their account and leave a flaming bag of dog poo on their front stoop.
Are we clear on this?
"We have shed our blood in the glorious cause in which we are engaged; we are ready to shed the last drop in its defense. Nothing is above our courage, except only (with shame I speak it) the courage to TAX ourselves." --James Madison, 1782